Photo by Ken Krayeske

 

H ere's more great feedback from loyal readers with an interest in satire:

 

Big Mother is watching you.
- Michael Marciano

 

Go to Rell!
- Cathy Moriarty

 

LOOK! It's a Rare Grey/Blue FOX! QUICK! Jump off of
the BICYCLE and get a snapshot!!

- Mary Pollock

 

This lifelike balloon of Gov. M. Jodi Rell, which was accidentally overinflated by her staff members and state police in the weeks before her inaugural parade, developed a slow leak along the route, and began emitting embarrassing noises and a noxious odor that was still permeating New York City and parts of New Jersey the following week. (It was a balloon, right?)
- Adam Sapiro

 

Gov. Rell stares on in abject terror as she is accosted by a one man bicycle gang of white pacifist photographers.
- Mike Moriarty

 

It's my parade and I'll arrest you if I want to.
- Kathy Crystal

 

A leading light of CT politics, and in the foreground, Jodi Rell.
- Jonathan Kantrowicz

 

Crap. That lefty wingnut is taking pictures of my bad side. Sic 'em, Agent Smith.
- Tony Cherolis

 

Click here to see the First Round of Entries...

Click here to see the original InauguRELL Caption Contest and Photo Essay!!!

Keep the entries coming to ken@the40yearplan.com. I'll post the responses as I receive them, and I'll keep the contest open until my next court date on Jan. 30, when I'll announce a winner. To keep it on the up and up, I won't accept anonymous submissions.

Why? Because out of the 56 signatures on bottom of the Declaration of Independence, not one of them reads "Anonymous." For all their faults, those rich white landholding males, including our Connecticut forebears, understood that if their little experiment in self-governance failed, they were signing their death warrant.

So Children of Liberty, pay your debt to Samuel Huntington, Roger Sherman, William Williams and Oliver Wolcott and email that caption.